Otters
TJ and I were watching an Animal Planet feature on an orphan otter and how a group of experts taught the otter to survive on its own. I told TJ that during their sleep, otters hold their partner’s hand so that they don’t drift apart.
I quickly held his hand and said, “You are my otter half.”
I will never understand Liberal college students LOL
The top right made me laugh the most.
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Yeaaaaah.
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Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in Game Change
Somebody give her an Oscar already!
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I never believed it, but damn. At least people can finally stop debating whether he is or not. Hear that, guys? He’s ~hetrossexuel~
well. nonetheless, he’s still sexy
OK, he’s not.
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Late Night Reads
Once in a while, especially on nights like this one, I stumble upon essays that try to capture what it is to be heartbroken, happy, bored, horny — alive — in 2011. Okay, mostly on ThoughtCatalog. And sometimes, I say to myself, “I can write something like this,” or sometimes, “I can write this better.”
And one of these days, I will.. when sleep stops getting the best of me.
Mark Twain’s version of GO LANG NG GO!
Past 2 AM
It’s been a while since I got home past 2 a.m. and a bit drunk. When I opened the gate for TJ’s car, I smelled flowers. One of my favorite lines of all time is from one of my favorite movies of all time, “God is in the rain.”
And even if I am Agnostic, it felt like God was in the flowers.
